Girl: I can’t believe fall is here!
Boy: I know! Are you ready?
Girl: Not really . . . . (Exit boy and girl.)
Old Man: Fall? Fall??? What happens in the fall?
Business Man: Whoopsie daysie, my shoe is untied. Whooah!!!! (falls down).
Old Man: Oh no! Fall! People fall in the fall! (Old man runs off.)
Cat: Meow. (Licking itself. Begins playing will some yarn; gets tangled up and falls.) Reooorrwww!!!!
Old Man: Oh no! Cats fall in the fall!
Sheep: Baaaaa. (Eating. Sneezes and falls.) Baaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Old Man: Oh no! Sheep fall in the fall!
Horse: Neigh. (Horse starts galloping. Trips and falls.) Neigh! Snort.
Old Man: Oh no! Horses fall in the fall!
Elephant: Toots. (Elephant sees a mouse and falls over.) Toots.
Old Man: Oh no! Elephants fall in the fall!
T-Rex: Roar! (Gets attacked by a much smaller, plastic dinosaur and falls over.) Roooaaaarrrrr!!!
Old Man: Oh no! Dinosaurs fall in the fall!
Boy and Girl: What’s wrong, Mister?
Old Man: Everything is falling! The man is falling! The cat is falling! The sheep is falling! The horse is falling! The turkey is falling! The elephant is falling! The T-Rex is falling! I hate fall! Everything is falling!!!
Girl: Silly. That’s not what falls in the fall.
Old Man: It’s not? Then what falls in the fall?
Boy: The leaves fall in the fall! (Exit boy and girl.)
Old Man: (Speaking to himself . . .) The leaves fall in the fall?
(Throw leaves at old man.)
Old Man: Aaaaaahhhhh!!! The sky is falling!!!!
THE END
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