Hello, My Name Is Joe

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me,
"Hey Joe, do you mind stirring the sauce with your right hand?" (make stirring motions with right hand - continue throughout rhyme)

I said, "Sure."

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me,
"Hey Joe, do you mind chopping the veggies with your left hand?" (make chopping action with left hand)

I said, "Sure."

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me,
"Hey Joe, do you mind opening the trash can with your right foot?" (tap right foot, continuing with hand motions)

I said, "Sure."

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me,
"Hey Joe, do you mind opening the door with your left foot?" (kick left foot, continuing with hand motions)

I said, "Sure."

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me, "Hey Joe, do you mind licking some stamps with your tongue?" (now talk with tongue sticking out)

I said "Sure."

Hello, my name is Joe and I work down at the Pizza Factory. I have a house, and a dog, and a family.

Now one day the cook said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"

I said, "Yeah, I'm a little busy right now."