Weird Pizza

One day I ate a pizza
that wasn’t very good.
The sauce was made from mustard,
the crust was made of wood.

Instead of cheese and olives,
you’ll find this rather scary,
the pizza’s top was covered
with something black and hairy.

No mushrooms, onions, peppers too,
instead I found a worn out shoe.
And what about the best part - meat?
How ‘bout moldy shredded wheat.

Some bites were kind of chewy,
and others hard as rocks.
The ones that were the worst though
tasted just like dirty socks.

So the next time that I’m hungry,
I am going to be sure,
When the guy yells out “Weird Pizza!”
Not to open up my door.